How dare you! Uh, he was in, like, at least five s*x "in" the Citys. I was thinking, we should talk about having a This isn't fun for me, watching you text. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeve open stitched crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson … I say, this is my best idea since I robbed a Joseph A. Who? It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ What are you looking at? I took your DNA and inserted it into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device. He was also somehow able to get ahold of various forms of weaponry from grenades to guns to arrows and would constantly use them in an attempt to kill Lois, which he would always fail at. It's like my body is just craving red meat. Are there a lot of stairs in this building? Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney! I can't believe we couldn't come up with a viral video. Oh, we're going to want these, Brian, believe me. Some sad news this morning as 38 schoolchildren drowned when their-- (yawning loudly) excuse me-- when their school bus hit a patch of ice and drove off a loc-- (yawning). F.D. We'll get you the facts on this bizarre story. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they'll be adopted. Like Buster Keaton did in his first talking picture. ♪ I'm a woman in love ♪ Having my baby I'm a woman in love And I love what's goin' through me Having my baby Having my baby It's another way of sayin' how much I love you I love you Having my baby Having my baby Okay, now people really love that viral video of a monkey forcin' that sex act on a frog at the zoo. No Meg is pregnant? I'm sick of it. I thought if we had a baby it would bring us closer together. Guy! With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Yeah. Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 Quotes. ♪ Having my baby ♪ Let's do it! The episode features Brian after he discovers an old script he had written that Stewie found in the basement, and subsequently pitches the show to television executives. If we're going to fix this relationship, we need a baby and we need it now. (moans) Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital. No? I want to hear you say it. Everything goes wrong, when stewie knows that "I can only make Brian even closer if we have a baby together to raise. Please visit the official site for Family Guy. After a few seconds, Brian and Stewie Griffin suddenly run into view, both … ... Stewie Is Enceinte 3/8/15. Peter: [Coming out of the tent] What a rip-off, it's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style. Thank God! I know that Family Guy is not everyone's show, but dear god, this episode was one of the worst easily, like there is no jokes at all and the script is just disturbing and nauseating. How many are there now? ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ Are there a lot of stairs in this building? Brian: Oh, God, they're crawling all over me! Yeah, the deaf one didn't hear Joe's lawnmower. I'm already going over the speed limit. Okay, just a few more worrrds annnd d-done. I will not! The song played during Peter's viral video is "Hey There Delilah" by … Oh, look at you-- you're flyin'! Okay, now people really love that viral video of a monkey forcin' that s*x act on a frog at the zoo. "Wait until they get a load of me," said the Joker. (phone buzzes) Great. Is he gonna do it again? You're getting warmer. Oh, God, it's coming! Stewie ls Enceinte It aired on Fox in the United States on May 3, 2015, and is written by Jaydi Samuels and directed by Brian Iles . I'm going to fix this relationship. What's his name? Take that, hatless! I will not! All right, I want tonight to be perfect. Hi, I'm Joe Swanson, and this is 30 impressions in 30 seconds. "Get rid of it"? ♪ What is his name? He spent his time, devising evil plans and constructing inventions that he would use to cause some sort of a crime. And that is so sweet of you to ask. I can't believe Chris gets four million hits just crossing the street. Simple. Don't answer. I don't know. What is a penguin? That frog in the miniskirt putting a quarter in the jukebox. All right, let's check our YouTube channel and see how we're doing. All rights reserved. Family Guy - Season 12 -"Turkey Guys" - Chris and Stewie. Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza? Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza? Three suits for 99 bucks?! What is a penguin? Jem Reviews takes a look at his most requested Family Guy episode to Review, "Stewie is Enceinte" Will he be able to survive all the disgusting imagery? Holy! I saw he was scrubbing his back with a long celery stalk. Stewie sits in his high chair, building a device while Lois prepares dinner. We do not judge Stewie. Uh, 13? Oh, um he's, uh he was, like, the main guy in Office Space. But from strictly eyeballing you, I'd say everything looks fine. The show is quickly and … Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video. Brian, I'm going to need you to deliver the baby. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys try to make funny YouTube videos. Thank you! What do you think? Oh! We'll see what we see. Coming up, a white waiter at a Chinese restaurant? You serious? I'm concerned that frog's in more trouble than she realizes. Image 15 of 30. But I thought you and I could hang out and maybe watch Lois shush Peter while they watch Nashville. We don't have a cat. Well, you know what? Dad, can I get one of your head on the belly? This will impregnate me with the child that will bring Brian and me back together! What? Not at all. Bank. The whole point of what? ♪ And I love what's goin' through me ♪ Uh, uh, o-okay, c-can you wait a second while I put a towel down? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Stewie_Is_Enceinte?oldid=137346. I-I don't even know what that is! I'm just going to take a little bit of his DNA, and soon we'll be proud parents, like Ron Livingston's parents. Family Guy 's thirteenth season premiered on Fox in the United States on September 28, 2014, and ended on May 17, 2015.. ♪ It's another way of sayin' how much I love you ♪ ♪ Having my baby ♪ This isn't fun for me, watching you text. I thought if we had a baby it would bring us closer together. This is real life, mister, so man up! Oh, my God! Oh, hey, look, you made a little dinner party. Why would you even do this? Why don't you spin another tale, crap-tooth? I don't know. When Stewie … ON TV: CHANNEL 5 anchors TOM TUCKER and DIANE SIMMONS are talking about the topic of the day. Well, you tell me. Please visit the official site for Family Guy. Mm. The season begins with an hour-long crossover with The … Now I just have to get into the machine, and then the machine does whatever it has to do to me in order to successfully impregnate me. The song played during the photo montage is "(You're) Having My Baby" by Paul Anka. Oh, my God, that thing's positive! Any other ice cream makes me want to puke. Jill had a tooth fall out, and she swallowed it, and then we had to root through her feces to find it. "Brian Griffin's House of Payne" is the 15th episode of the eighth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. You give love a bad name Bad name You give love I'm concerned that frog's in more trouble than she realizes. You know what, we should just go out and start filming. They're getting really large, and I'm not sure if I'm completely covering them. You hit me! FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 9. Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video. And we did. 'Cause I think we're really gonna surprise everyone. GRIFFIN HOUSE - DAY : PETER, BRIAN, CHRIS, and STEWIE are on the sofa, watching the TV. Here it is. But only mint chip. Let's go to Whole Foods and buy a bunch of stuff from that weird aisle nobody else goes down. Four, five, six, seven. Writers: Gary Janetti. Our child is growing inside me! Family Guy - Season 6 - Stewie … I say, this is my best idea since I robbed a Joseph A. "Get rid of it"? ", (off-key tenor voice): ♪ La, ah, ah, ah. Here's little Chubbo pulling up the rear. What? It is a 44-minute-long crossover with The Simpsons , and was written by Patrick Meighan and directed by Peter Shin . Stewie is Enceinte 20 min TV-14 Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. Oh, hey, look, you made a little dinner party. It's just that Brian's been so distant lately, and we used to be inseparable-- like Jack and Jill. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, look up, Stewie, The … Stewie threatens to burn Brian in his bed after he is hit by him while trying to induce a miscarriage, alluding to the TV movie The Burning Bed in which a woman in an abusive relationship sets fire to her husband's bed while he slept. Don't let your chocolate levels get too low. I saw a scary boy doing this, and I thought I'd try it. Oh, I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for. How old are you? ♪ Shot through the heart ♪ (chuckles): what is wrong with me today?-- and drove off a local bridge. Your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath. Oh, it turned out that window was there. Not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me. All of Stewie and Brian's children are half-human/half-dog hybrids, yet Dylan, another biological child of Brian's, is seemingly entirely human. We're going to have a baby! Stop talking like that! The button broke off? That's it, Rupert! Boy, they just went right after Cleveland, didn't they? That's enough cake for you, Mary Beth. Lucky there's a Family Guy. Now, what are the ingredients to a viral Internet video? Boy, they just went right after Cleveland, didn't they? Stewie: Could you do that thing where you take some fluid and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin? "Wait until they get a load of me," said the Joker. That could be my favorite thing I ever seen. Jill had a tooth fall out, and she swallowed it, and then we had to root through her feces to find it. Two days, six months there's a certain amount of guesswork involved in this. Oh, yeah, 'cause they're like, "Rah! How old are you? All right! The dancing frog that attracts the attention of the monkeys is a reference to the film The Accused in … I thought you'd be happy. You really are a natural caregiver, aren't you? Abortion! "Fighting Irish" is the seventeenth episode of the thirteenth season of the animated sitcom Family Guy, and the 248th episode overall but it is advertised as the 250th episode. Yeah, the deaf one didn't hear Joe's lawnmower. How could this even happen?! Is it dead? (groans) What is his name? Family Guy - Stewie is Pregnant with Brian's Child!!! And then we took it to the dentist, and he put it back in her mouth. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. [The opening theme has been replaced by a special instrumental number] Carnival Barker: Step right up, step right up! "Family Guy" Stewie Is Enceinte subtitles. We should've just gotten Jimmy Fallon to do any lame thing. Meg sits at the table, reading a Cosmo Girl magazine and Chris plays with a Rubik’s Cube. I mean, what kind of feet can fit into these shoes? This isn't one of your crappy short stories. Ron Livingston! Of where? Oh, God! I'm not sure exactly. I saw he was scrubbing his back with a long celery stalk. How are we gonna pay for that? How did Murphy Brown make this look so easy?! Yes. Where are you going? You are getting an abortion, Stewie. The song playing on the jukebox is "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi. Is your son Ron Livingston? So I guess we're both klutzes, huh? We should've just gotten Jimmy Fallon to do any lame thing. Now this makes it real! Let's go! What else? It originally aired on Fox in the United States on March 28, 2010. ♪ Having my baby ♪ It's starting to come out! Wait a minute-- Joe and Bonnie never used to spend time together until they had Susie. Hey, I need you to take me to the doctor for my prenatal vitamins. So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that. Chef Sylvester, on the other hand, I'm happy to say your sufferin' succotash was absolutely delicious. So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that. And I've also been experiencing a little morning sickness. The crowning moment of this kind of personality was in the two-part epi… Hey, you know, that's what we ought to do. Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the … What is his name? Image 14 of 30. If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed. We do not judge the machine. I don't know why anyone would want to be a parent, especially to four children. I'm moving through the scene and I slam the door. But first, this week's viral video, "Fat Kid Hustles Through Crosswalk.". Well, maybe you should look at the part of me where there's a baby coming out! Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible. Really? First, I add Brian's hair and saliva, and some preschool applications, because we are already way behind. You know, why don't you just say it? So it is a bug? Well, this slut is having your baby! Wait a minute-- Joe and Bonnie never used to spend time together until they had Susie. We are going to be spending a fortune on schools. ♪ And you're to blame ♪ Directed by Steve Robertson, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. Yeah, so we're, uh, thinking about selling the house. We could take the baby with us. Very classy. Y-You're not leaving me alone with these things. (phone buzzes) Nah, nah, I'm not gonna get it. D&D Beyond Abortion! Coming up, a white waiter at a Chinese restaurant? This is your opportunity to do things differently. A couple weeks? himself on me. Oh, yeah, 'cause they're like, "Rah! I was only distant because you've been so moody lately. ♪ I love you ♪ Dr. Hartman: Oh, not to worry.There are places where … Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital. Chef Sylvester, on the other hand, I'm happy to say your sufferin' succotash was absolutely delicious. 'Cause I think we're really gonna surprise everyone. I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy, ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ I'm a thousand miles away ♪ AKA: Грiфiни, Family Guy, Padre de familia If we're going to fix this relationship, we need a baby and we need it now. ♪ Family Guy 13x12 ♪ Stewie ls Enceinte Original Air Date on February 15, 2015. I, uh... sneezed real hard and all that came out. I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap. Go push your buttons. And then we took it to the dentist, and he put it back in her mouth. Lines and actions with a double-asterisk are deleted from the final process (making this sort of a director's cut). Go push your buttons. The whole point of this was for us to spend more time together. Simple. But first, this week's viral video, "Fat Kid Hustles Through Crosswalk. Having a baby seems to have made them closer. I mean, what kind of feet can fit into these shoes? Our first priority should be to keep the vinyl clean. Hi, I'm Joe Swanson, and this is 30 impressions in 30 seconds. " (sighs): Oh, um... he's, uh... he was, like, the main guy in Office Space. Meg sits at the table, reading a Cosmo Girl magazine and Chris plays with a Rubik’s Cube. So, I wanted to... You're looking at it. That sucks. I don't know where to look! I think it's coming out of my mouth! Not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me. Wait, what are you talking about? I-I normally wouldn't do this, but I was already kind of in the middle of something, and I just need to quickly respond, and there I am finiiished. Wait, what are you talking about? Yes, Stewie, that's the one weird thing in all this. Oh, God, I think another one's coming! But, you know, I'm not gonna be annoying about it. Brian tires of hanging out with Stewie, so Stewie attempts to save the relationship by having a baby, and maybe a few more, and uses Brian's DNA for impregnation. Your feet! A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 13 E 12 Stewie Is Enceinte. Oh, not to worry, there are places where those people can be warehoused. It's just that Brian's been so distant lately, and we used to be inseparable-- like Jack and Jill. I'm gonna lay it all out for Brian why we should have a baby together. Is this about money? I didn't seem too desperate, right? What? Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! Stewie is Enceinte is an episode of Family Guy. 14? Now, Brian, did you have any questions for the doctor? Okay, Chef Fudd, I was a little disappointed in you this week. I thought, while we filmed, we'd just keep all of our stuff on your lap. ♪ You give love a bad name ♪ ♪ Bad name ♪ Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna be in it, Joe. What? Stop doing that! I'm not really sure. 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